Happy Cinco De Mayo Funny Jokes Wordings in English 2017 SMS Messages Quotes Images

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Cinco De Mayo Jokes SMS Messages

“I’ll hook up with you this Cinco de Mayo if you can refrain from calling me a hot tamale.”
“After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham and rye.” – Professional golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez
“This Cinco de Mayo, let’s party like Mexican rock stars if they existed.”
“Contrary to popular belief, Cinco de Mayo is Spanish for ‘the fifth of May’ and not ‘chug, chug, chug.’ Anyway, salud!”
“I’m not above using obscure Mexican battles to justify my drinking.”
“Let’s all wear sombreros and get drunk in celebration of Cinco de Mayo, even though we are American and have no idea what Cinco de Mayo is.”
“Is it really necessary to adopt another country’s holiday just to have an excuse to drink tequila? You don’t need one the other 364 days of the year.”
“May Iron Man 3 inspire you to drink super heroically this Cinco de Mayo.”
“Cinco de Mayo makes me long for a world in which all holidays are conveniently named after the dates on which they fall.”
“Sorry I wished you a Happy Cinco de Mayo not knowing you’re Dominican or Honduran or that that makes a difference.”